XL Girls At The Office

Just another day at the office? No way! Not when Lisa Canon is working there. Who has time for business? That's a waste of energy when Lisa is waiting to get down and dirty. Desks are too uncomfortable for Lisa to get screwed on so why fuck on them when there's a nice, plush chair nearby! If more businesses allowed on-the-job sex, the production levels would rise and workers would be happier and more fulfilled and would completely forget about asking for a raise. The only raise they'd get would be the one in their pants. That's sound economic theory to us; let the naysayers and morality police say what they want. Get a gal like Lisa Canon in every office say we. Which reminds your editors of a funny story about something that happened to Lisa in an office. "Once at a job interview. This was when I was really young. I dropped out of school so I needed to go get a job. So I thought maybe if I wore something low-cut he would give me a job, but it didn't work. One popped out. He was like, 'Ma'am...your boob.' And I was like, 'Oh, I'm so sorry!' And I tucked it back in. That was not supposed to happen. I didn't get the job, though!" What an idiot that guy was. But there was a reason he didn't hire her. It ultimately led to Lisa cuming here! Call it the ripple-nipple effect.