"Nobody fucking tells me that I'm a lousy lay! I can't believe that shit. I'm confident and everything, but after my boyfriend of five years told me that, I was a little unsure of myself. I thought, 'Shit, could I have just gotten so comfortable in this relationship that I stopped trying?' I had to know, so I fucked the first guy I met! I put my nice C-cups in his face and sucked his dick the best I could. I made sure to get lots of spit on it and suck really hard and moan so he knew how much I liked it. When I got on top to fuck him, I did all the work. Some girls are just lazy and kind of sit there while the guy drills away, but I made sure to work my hips so all he had to do was lay there and enjoy the show. A lousy lay my ass!"